Tuesday, August 2, 2016

"They Love Me", featuring Donald Trump quotes

By Roy Wood Jr.

(Made using actual Donald Trump quotes.)

[Verse 1]
Can you believe Ted Cruz who been killing our country?
Lyin' Ted Cruz used a picture of Melania
Careful Lyin' Ted, I'll spill the beans on your woman
I be watching Modern Family, written by a moron
I never liked Bette Midler's persona (Told ya!)
I have black guys counting my money
The one who can beat Hillary, I'm not a Mitt Romney
Remember I'm the only candidate who's self-funding (Told ya!)
Make America great again
Fingers long and beautiful
Look at these hands
I win, I win, I always win
Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent
Mexico is not our friend
Build the wall
I love the Mexicans
Nobody has more respect for women
Heidi Klum sadly, no longer a 10 (Truth!)

[Hook]
Check me out, Democrats they love me
Check me out, these Muslims love me (They do!)
Stop hatin', these Women love me
These gays love me
Everybody love me (Told Ya!)
Check me out, Megyn Kelly she love me
Check me out, illegals they love me (You bet!)
What it do, these veterans love me
Protestors love me
Everybody love Me
[Interlude]
360, what’s good?
Man, if Megyn Kelly stopped talking about me on her show, her ratings would drop like a rock!
I gotta go man, the beat about to drop

[Verse 2]
I have a great relationship with the blacks (The blacks!)
Politicians all talk and no action
I was down there at 7/11 (I was there)
Spent almost nothing on my run for president
All the women flirted with me on The Apprentice
If Ivanka weren't my daughter, then perhaps I'd be dating her
We have to have a wall
Don, who’s doing the raping?
We have to have a wall
Don, who’s doing the raping?

[Hook]
Check me out, Democrats they love me
Check me out, these Muslims love me (Oh yeah!)
Stop hatin', these Women love me
These gays love me
Everybody love me (Told Ya!)
Check me out, Megyn Kelly she love me (Love me!)
Check me out, illegals they love me (Love me!)
What it do, these veterans love me
Protestors love me
Everybody love Me (Told Ya!)

[Outro]
I'm so good looking
I'm really rich
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich
Don't respect women...they know it's the opposite!
Arianna Huffington is unattractive
Happy Easter to all
I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke

(Trump's actual net-worth is only $150 million. Tops.
Trump "misunderestimates" his actual wealth.)

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